If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS
I refuse to blur this mans name, because this is beautiful
I think we all know who leaked Jennette McCurdy’s nudes
Emma Watson attends the the 86th Annual Academy Awards held at Hollywood & Highland Center on March 2nd, 2014
'I wish my life could be more like American soap operas. Then, whenever things got dramatic, you could just fade the picture down and pick things up later.'
U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense
if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking